How to have sex
- Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
- Girl: yeh sure
- Girl: that's not my belly button
- Boy: that's not my finger
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow